I'm still looking over your shoulder. Not too many people have the experience of setting up systems to measure a few pico amps (1e-12 amps). Wierd things start happening in that realm. Wiggling wires generate current. Physics tells us that a wire in a magnetic field generates current. Well, it was a wire, a fan was pushing it in an environmental chamber and it generated current. Squishing things like teflon generates current. I could put my probes on a piece of paper and I could measure a conductvity depending on the moisure level.
I could get a reading if methanol was placed on a glass slide and evaporated and not dried properly.
We changed from Acetone, methanol, tri-chlorethane, and forced dry with electronic grade argon for 1 of samples. We had to find substitute for trichlorethane. We had a vapor dryer that used the chemical.
Fingerprints were deadly. Ever hear of a vented screw? It has a hole down the center so air doesn't get trapped between the threads.