Damn! I need a beer!!! Just got fixed. Too F...ing simple, damn microsoft anyway. I Googled the error message I kept getting (cut the path, too specific), and started checking links. Anyway, found a diagnostic utility, which told me everything was installed, current, and correctly registered. The link that suggested the diagnostic also suggested removing a hh.dat file from from \docs & Settings\apps\microSUX\help... Which is what ultimately fixed the problem.
Just finished printing all 27 pages (knew that laser printer was good for more than toner-transfer PCBs). Now to find some cables and connectors.