I believe the OP's question was noted, considered, analyzed, and suggestions made. Any extraneous ****-chat can be ignored or used for whatever purpose desired. The point is that the OP's question was answered. If not, there should have been a follow up question. Your rant is ignored.
Not really. There are a lot of cute and cuddly drum banging bunny rabbits represented in flashlights, radios, and other portable equipment who are calling their batteries "energizers". After all, that is what they really are, right? The company the rodents work for has spent a lot of advertising money to drive home that fact. Who can be lonely with correctness and a large corporation agreeing with you?