The closest I can come is "discombooberate". Trixie the mouse and Jinx the cat had a ray gun called a "discombooberator" on the Huckleberry Hound cartoon show circa 1960; it made things disappear. It is a bastardization of the real word "discombobulate".
I ran over my crabby old neighbors stupid cat with the riding lawn mower and discombooterated it! What a mess. Fortunately the old bats heart discombobulated when she found out and now I dont have to deal with her anymore either!
two words that were used slangily to describe the rapid or forceful disassembly of an object. Companion words included discomblumerator (note difference in spelling) and discombombulation and their derivitives.
Example: "If you don't pay yore taxes, the Sheriff'll discombombulate you and your still." Or at least that's the way we used the words here in the hills of Tennessee.