That's fine then.
Maybe there are some slight differences between Anglo/American/Antipodean humour....
Rather than shooting and burying someone in a ploughed field, for simply being kicked up the 'arris, the normal response would be to give chase - Benny Hill style - and return the favour. It would be even more fun, if for instance, the initiator had his/her sweatshirt/coat pulled over their head so that they couldn't see, then be subject to being booted in the behind by all those present.......instead of having the story stopped short by debating particular points......
So, where were we?