Dricus, I'm sorry your first experience of ETO has been reduced to a display of such childish behaviour. Most of the members here are extremely helpful and mature.
I can tell you from experience that HP chargers don't appear to be useful for anything except HP laptops, so it's no surprise if the opposite is also true. Dell appear to more tolerant of non-Dell chargers. You will get warnings and it might not charge the battery, but at least it is likely to run. However, since you have an HP laptop this doesn't help you.
It's a very long shot, but if you can borrow an HP charger briefly, it might be worth looking into your laptop's bios to see if it's possible to make it accept a non-HP charger that way.
Not directly useful information for you but someone might be able to use it: Dell chargers have a Dallas 1 wire chip inside which contains the ID of the charger. The Dallas 1 wire bus is a simple protocol which is useful for that kind of data. It is this chip which is connected to the 3rd wire in the power connector. I assume HP use something similar since they have the same type of plug, obviously they are more rigorous with enforcing it.
If you are based in the UK I might be able to send you a HP charger. I have few I rescued from the scrap pile when doing corporate (well, government) upgrades a few years ago. It might be under-powered but should still charge the battery. PM me if interested, they are just taking up space.