Well we've managed Keith Emerson, probably the best keyboard player of his generation, but not seen Rick Wakeman yet, who took over his crown
Rick Wakeman of course also holds the record for playing on the most hits in the top 4o at the same time, can't remember the number now - but it was a LOT of them (as well as been the keyboard player in Yes, and others, he was a highly sort after session player).
Keyboards? Here is one of my favorite clowns. Watch for the apple at the end.
Most of this family plaid keyboard in hotels to keep from starving. (early on)