Hiya Guy's
After checking my e-mails after coming home from working away for a couple of weeks I got some good jokes that aren't too crude(well the crude ones can stay on my puter as they don't belong here).
So I though this thread would be a good place to start placing a few funnies to lighten the day.
The Priest Can't Lie!!
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A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair
remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.
I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried
that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you
could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask
you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
himself to customs he was asked,
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare,
my son",he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked,
"And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument
destined for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,
"Go ahead Father. Next!"