mramos1 said:
I do the same thing when I go places with the kids. Too funny, not weird.
And that nose ring is in there pretty good. So you know that will take a body where ever you want then to go. Talk about leading the head, and the body will follow. I know that would hurt bad.
Long story - so please all sit down! - when you're ready we'll begin
I grew up in a small village called Birchover, and I used to play with some sons from one of the local farms, whose name was Bacon (quite amusing for a farmer!).
Anyway, they basically just bred beef cattle, and used to pay a vet to come and inseminate the cows (which is expensive), so Mr. Bacon decided to buy a bull - he bought a bull calf at the local farmers market. Unfortunately the bull turned out to be a bit of a dwarf, and never grew big enough to climb on the cows backs
so it was a seriously frustrated bull, and there weren't any baby cows in the offing!
So that bull went (probably for steaks!), and rather than take another chance he bought a fully grown bull - and it was a MONSTER - for you city types who have never seen a grown bull up close and personal, I recommend you don't!
So, back to the point - one day Mr. Bacon (who was a BIG man) - wanted to move the bull either to a shed, or a field, across the farm yard, so he gave all us kids chimney sweep sticks (about three feet long, good sturdy sticks with metal threaded ends), and placed us blocking the gates he wasn't using.
He started moving the bull across the yard, with his hand through it's nose ring, pulling it where he wanted. But half way across, the bull just swung it's head up, and ripped the ring completely out of it's nose.
So there we were, with tiny sticks (they seemed to get smaller VERY quickly) blocking exits, and a huge bull with it's nose ripped to shreads and probably not terribly happy
Only answer, we just dived over the nearest wall, into the field out of it's way