lol...some comments about vegan cats is funny:
"I tried talking with my cats recently about the political correctness of eating vegan. One bit me on the ass, and the other almost scratched my eyes out. Then I gave them a bloody mouse torso, and after dinner, they sat contentedly purring in my lap."
"Cats are predators. I've seen one "stalking" a piece of a hotdog, for goodness sake."
"I thought a vegan diet for a cat meant feeding the cat the flesh of a vegan. My bad."