Gramo all your answers always have a BASIC reference in them, it reminds me of Toastie the Talking Toaster from Red Dwarf (an intelligent toaster with a toast fixation)
Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How´s it going? I´m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie´s the name, toasting´s the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don´t want any toast, and he doesn´t want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How ´bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. We don´t like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you´re a waffle man.
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Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
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Toaster: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would he'd like a toasted tea-cake?
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Toaster: What´s the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don´t like toast?
Lister: I do like toast.
Toaster: This is my job. This is cruel, just cruel.
Lister: Look, I´m busy.
Toaster: Oh, you´re not busy eating toast are you?