So when did ETO start advertizing condoms?

Nigel Goodwin said:

You weren't 'fixed' you were 'broken'

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audioguru said:

But now I can do whatever I want however I want whenever I want without any surprises 9 months later.

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bryan1 said:

Yea until your better 1/2 finds out and you wake up with it missing and the other 1/2 standing there with a butchers knife............ Surprise....... you got busted.........

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audioguru said:

I like to DO IT all night long.
My wife is from Spain so she is a hot lady.

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audioguru said:

I forgot to mention that I am wearing a portable ECG unit for 24 hours. Then my cardiologist can see how many times and for how long I DO IT. I might lie on the diary about what I was doing that made my heart race. Running with my dog maybe?

Maybe my cardiologist is making me have the recording of my heart so that he can collect a huge payment from the government health care system again. He told me that my heart occasionally skips a beat then occasionally adds a beat when I am resting. When I excercise hard my heart beats steadily. He said there is no problem.

My eye surgeon also said my cataracts operations went well and there is no problem. But he want to see me every 6 months for the rest of my life. So he can also collect a huge payment from the government health care system?

I was forced to sign that I agree to pay the hospital $3000.00 if I don't return the ECG thing tomorrow.

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