The simplest explanation is that voltage the electrical equivalent of pressure in a liquid system; how much "force" is available to push current flow through whatever thing.
I don't know about the "dumbest term(s) possible but when I learned it we learned it as Voltage was the unit of electromotive force. Matter of fact we learned Ohms Law as E = I * R where E was the symbol for voltage. While it is taught today as V = I * R. Applying what you have if we wish to use a difference in potential we could say voltage is an electromotive force or potential difference expressed in volts. Where volts is the engineering unit of measure.
Voltage is kind of the amount of pressure available to move charge round a circuit and thus create a current flow.
Radiographers have to set voltage and charge to do an medical x-ray.
They always say charge gives the amount of contrast on the xray, and the degree of blackening, and voltage gives you the xray penetration through the bone and tissue.