The cost of E-Safe Boxers is about $110 USD. During my life I have paid out over $150,000 USD in spousal support and child support. Maybe this could have been prevented if I would have had a mind blocker in my pants?
Please keep in mind I was the one who shoved the knife in the toaster.
PatM:
What is there to know about elfs? Their frequency increased around the holidays, they work for Santa Claus and they are really short. That is about it. Oh wait, those are elves... never mind.
Ron