Why DID the Chicken cross the road

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The bird crossed the road in the face of heavy oncoming traffic to prove that he was not CHICKEN.

JimB

Edited to show that I can actually spell chicken, not chichen!
 
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To Boldly go, where no Chicken has ever gone before.

To Cross the road: Is the final Frontier.
 
Is this what happens to people when they retire? Is this what my life leads too?? I go to School I study, I leave university and start a Career, I work hard all my life and in the end, it all leads to debating chickens and roads!!! Is that really it? All that study and work just to debate why a bird crosses a road?? Next time I am told to work hard I will say I already know why it crossed the road, so can I just go and do my own thing
 
After reading about, what has/is happening with you, you could sell the chickens a map of the other side of the road. But have them pay to your 'card'.
 
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Is this what happens to people when they retire?
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Yes.
Is this what my life leads too??
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Yes.
I go to School I study, I leave university and start a Career, I work hard all my life and in the end, it all leads to debating chickens and roads!!! Is that really it?
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Yes
All that study and work just to debate why a bird crosses a road??
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Yes.
Next time I am told to work hard I will say I already know why it crossed the road, so can I just go and do my own thing
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No. Not until you've completed the above steps. In order.
Sorry... but you'll understand once you get there.

HINT: (Think of yourself as the chicken...)
 
Here in the US he has to hurry and cross so he can vote for the 61st time to repeal Obama care.
 
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