1) World domination
2) Tesla Death Ray
3) Embedded computer in brain
4) Solve String Theory
5) Worlds largest pizza
6) Linux on a Basic Stamp
7) LCD projector for less than a CRT monitor
8) An A.I. capable of running the U.S.A. better than Bush (oh, wait... my wrist watch is good enough...
)
9) Make the oil companies cry at my ungodly wealth
10) Bring QBASIC back
11) Expose Symantec for the frauds that they are.
12) 40GB flash drive (a
NON-crystal drive)
13) Cell phones that double as a car (not cars that double as cell phones...
)
14) Time machine
15) Flying golf cart
16) Dictionary embedded into the brain
17) Free, unlimited, bandwidth
18) Good music
19) Make my cat smart (you wanted impossible...
)
20) Make the world's information available to China
21) My own distro of Linux
22) A 4,294,967,295 color LED (32bit)
23) Car that runs on air
24) FREE AEROGEL!!!!!!!
25) LASER guided golf ball
26) Boat that can break the sound barrier
27) 3 dimensional monitor (TRUE 3d)
28) Discover a new color
29) An Atomic Copy machine (kinda like an object cloner)
30) No spam
31) Bring back the Concorde SST
32) Create my own nuclear reactor
33) Battery the size of a pin head
34) 100% efficient motor
35) Computer that puts off absolutely NO heat
36) Cars that flip off other drivers so you don't have to!
37) Virtual Reality game that allows you to "feel" pain
38) Bi-directional Telescope
39) Getting Vista to run on my old 286...
40) The world's first 256bit Quad Core processor
41) DVD rewinder....
42) Free Internet to the world
43) The French actually winning a war... (like i said, you wanted impossible...
) no offence...
44) Self cleaning fork, spoon, and knife
45) Radio Controlled Military Tank
46) Make a snail beat the land-speed record
47) A knife that can cut an atom in half
48) Free electricity (good ol' Tesla)
49) World's largest speaker
50) Retiring at the age of 25
Sorry. I was board...
Oh, and just kidding about the French, by the way...