Cool but impossible projects

[Marks256]

Don't get me started on religion again!

 

[shokjok]

They are called disc batteries, in watches, calculators, iPods, tabletop clocks, etc.

 

[shokjok]

Solar-rechargeable batteries, common sense, ethereal light, electronic Northern Lights, peace of mind,...

 

[shokjok]

If you can draw it in 3rd Angle Projection, I will have a go at machining it.

JimB

That's a coat hanger project!

 

[davidbball13]

breath powered computer

 

[HiTech]

VCR that records memories, dreams, thoughts.....

Why a clunky, visually impaired VCR? Why not to a DVD/Blu-Ray burner, stacked RAID HDDs, or even directly to memory chips instead?

 

[HiTech]

Hi All,

I have a 3000W inverter 12v - 230 that runs from 1 deep cycle battery, can anybody help me with diagrams to build my own 2000W inverter

Thanks

How about a server that runs code to recognize erroneous posts and dumps them into cyberspace and then replies to the original poster via systemic virus and malicious code!!

Could also have a server that automatically drops it into the appropriate forum allowing the Moderator more time spent at the pubs!

 

[dknguyen]

How about a server that runs code to recognize erroneous posts and dumps them into cyberspace and then replies to the original poster via systemic virus and malicious code!!

Could also have a server that automatically drops it into the appropriate forum allowing the Moderator more time spent at the pubs!

You mean AI? Alas, I doubt the smartest AI can outsmart the dumbest fool.

 

[Sceadwian]

Hitech, that wouldn't work, at some point every poster here would fall victim to the system =)

 

[43617373]

A great impossible (as of now I think) project would be to successfuly find the Higgs particle or what ever actualy transmits gravity over a distance.

 

[HiTech]

Impossible Project:

a car for women that never needs oil changes, never gets a flat tire or needs them rotated, self-navigates through town, anticipates last-minute braking, an exterior finish that won't adhere bumperstickers and self-exudes a nano-polymer wax, and is equipped with automatic parallel parking/curb-sensing clearance.

Then I could spend a day or two hunting or fishing without any concerns.

 

[3v0]

Add a self cleaning interior to the list. Some gals treat the car like they do their purse. They only empty it when it is full.

Impossible Project:

a car for women that never needs oil changes, never gets a flat tire or needs them rotated, self-navigates through town, anticipates last-minute braking, an exterior finish that won't adhere bumperstickers and self-exudes a nano-polymer wax, and is equipped with automatic parallel parking/curb-sensing clearance.

Then I could spend a day or two hunting or fishing without any concerns.

 

[HiTech]

I knew I left out something critical --- my wife could use that feature in her car!

 

[CynicalMan]

43) The French actually winning a war... (like i said, you wanted impossible... ) no offence...

In google type in french military victories and press I'm feeling lucky.









For those of you to lazy to do it, here's what you get:
french military victories

 

[colin mac]

Hoverboard

 

[phil7890]

^^ my kid has a hoverboard (it's made by Sega)

 

[rjvh]

In google type in french military victories and press I'm feeling lucky.

For those of you to lazy to do it, here's what you get:
french military victories

Have stomache pain from laughing

Robert-Jan

 

[HiTech]

The French are secretly winning a war daily --- they bombard the world with fried foods! The Chinese have allied in with their "all you can eat" buffets. Someday, everyone will be fat and sluggish and incapable of self-defense. The "FrenChese" will dominate the world and we'll all be subjected to KungFu Renaissance style!

 

[shokjok]

Solar-rechargeable batteries - never discard a battery again!
Hot water toilet flush to eliminate clogs and backups.
Electric cars that use the same charging system as a regular car.
Boom boxes that you can remotely turn off!

 

[rjvh]

Hot water toilet flush to eliminate clogs and backups.

Hot or cold water doesn't make anny difference in 95% of all the clogings in a toilet

40% of all toilet clogs ups is a condom

Robert-Jan