A cop moved in a couple of doors away. He turned out to be a car and electronics person so we got to know each other quite well. If I bumped into him in the street wearing his uniform and I was with some out-of-town buddies, I would go up to him and say something like, you coppers make me sick just hanging around while I pay your wages. Also, why don't you coppers stop hounding motorist and catch some real crooks for a change, and stuff like that. Of course, my mates were horrified and shrunk away. I never told them and just continued what we were doing as if nothing had happened. They were completely baffled. One day I almost bought it though- I was just about to let rip when I realised it was another copper who looked similar.
By the way, if you want to hear some choice language just have a night out with a gang of cops! What a scream they are, and so many stories.
By the way, if you want to hear some choice language just have a night out with a gang of cops! What a scream they are, and so many stories.
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