1. Plant a big steel rod near the antennas, so when its raining the lightnings will be atracted by the rod, and then discharged on the ugly dishes! (Expensive plasma TV will blow too, one shot double damage)
2. Throw a brick or any massive object against the dish
3. Wait for the next solar storm
4. Bypass your microwave oven door switch, and point the oven towards the enemy (bone, tissue and retinal damage of bystanders is probable)
5. Disconnect the coaxial wire that goes into the antenna, and connect it to a VHS player full of [WORD CENSORED] movies. Glue both ends of the tape together so the video repeats forever
6. Start a fire near the antennas
7. Pay a homeless man to steal the antennas (remember giving him tools too!)
8. Make a tesla coil and play with it day and night, make sure to remove any filter to maximize RF interference
0. Install your own antenna, and enjoy Cinemax and HBO