- why buy a pellet gun when you can buy a .300 Magnum rifle instead?
Because it leaves smaller holes in the walls.
- why date a plain Jane when there are plenty of big-boobed hotties around?
I'm more into a woman with a nice behind and curves than the top heavy type.
- why buy a B&K O'scope when you can buy a Tek or an HP instead?
Can't argue with that!
- why eat hamburg when you can eat steak and lobster?
Sometimes you just want a burger....
- why own an eMachines desktop when you can own an Asus mobo w/ nVidia chipset and an 8800GTS GPU w/ 4gig of Corsair memory?
Gotta agree again!
- why drive a Honda Ridgeline when you can drive a 1-ton Dodge w/ Cummins HO diesel?
Cause it'll actually be more reliable and parking it is easier. Plus I hate the smell of diesel and they suck in cold weather.
- why have a Chihuahua for a pet when you can have a Schutzhund German Sheperd or Rottweiller onstead?
I hate dogs. At least my cat has a chance of running the Chihuahua off!