Funny Images Thread!

This really old but a goodie IMHO . I tried to upload this years ago and failed. Got it right today though....Put your glasses on.

I joked a while back....and then one bit me...

 
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Johhny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
 
This almost belongs in misterTs "About Teachers" thread.

JimB
 
TV

As a moderator I could probably copy the whole thread, but not an individual post (as far as I know).

It would be just as easy for you to do a copy/paste and duplicate it there. If you are uneasy with that, just say and I will do it.

JimB
 
Hi Jim

Yes please. Might bring a few laughs there

Thank you,
tvtech
 
Tvtech, The beginning of your video reminded me of this old one from National Lampoon.

 
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My halloween:
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I cannot pick up ETO to what it was before...I have tried my best.

This is/was my home. Am I looking for another = no.

Me, I will just mosey along, not asking questions. Just sitting here thinking what wonderful times we all had here. We had chats, we had friends, we agreed....we disagreed.

Heck, been here since 2010. Sad story....

And I feel most of all for the Mods here.....you Guys have been through Hell...I know it.
Some of you have changed a bit. And who can blame you??

Regards,
tvtech
 
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Don't worry about it tvtech, just be careful what you post. Remember this is a family-friendly site.

Forums will change, that's what happens. I am glad you plan on sticking around, and I hope to see more (appropriate) posts from you

Regards,
Matt
 
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