I almost take offense at the suggestion to go as an IPod =) I'm not looking for popular, and the IPOD has nothing to do with being a geek unless you're one of the guys hacking it.
Geography was never a favorite subject, too many years ago anyway. I don't mean to piss off anyone, just kidding around. I pick on Canada, mostly because it's tough to say anything bad about the UK, that isn't actually true (sorry) .