The other day the phone rang and all I did was pick it up and before I new it I had updated Android, taken a picture of my foot and bought a Thai wife on ebay for £200. Could I answer the phone call...no.
Yea you gotta watch out for that foreign wife app.
I got a Turkish one. No returns for defective goods and being made in the middle east area she came pre wired with the 'Detonate before Negotiate' function that could not be turned off. It didn't matter what I said or did *click* !BOOM! was the default response.
I'm happily divorced now so I guess that's another plus for my life accomplishments resume!