So, I found something known as Steven's Power Law. The human response to stimulus is S^0.3 for loudness and S^0.5 for brightness, where S is the stimulus. That is not an insignificant difference, and which probably explains why I am not satisfied with my experimental results. Unfortunately, that also means I have to apply a exponential function to the voltage to get the two different human responses to be perceived to match. Someone can check me, but I figure that means raising the microphone voltage to the 0.8 power. 0.8 is not equal to 1. Now, I have no idea how to do that easily with a stupid 8 bit micro controller.