I do know what I'm talking about when it comes to PICs and you are wrong about the programmers. All modern PICs are programmed using the same interface. Had you read the datasheet or programming specification, you would have realized that by now.
I have one programmer that works on 10F, 12F, 16F, 18F, 24F, 30F, and 33F parts. If you insist that you need a different one for each series, I can sell you 7 of my programmers and tell you that they are some how different.