This is to be funny. Life is funny. It is not meant to insult anyone. I have spent greats amount of time playing this gave with marketing. I play this game in my head.
However, it wasn't until post #24 that you told us the relevant information
There are two sides to this:
1) Every one of us is very tired of how long this takes. I can see that Parth86 is also tired.
2) This is very typical. I have developed 100s of products. This is how it works.
a) Here is
all the data, we need an answer. (
very simple)
b) No that is not all the data. Give me more data.
c) I gave you all the data. (I just found one more piece of data)
d) Jump back to (b) and repeat 50 times.
subroutine to be called randomly.
a) Need this data.
b) That data is not relevant
c) Yes it is important.
d) No it is not.
e) Give me the F*^% data
f) Only if I have to.
Every time you think you have a good answer, insert this code.
Variable(7)=random word ** red, smaller, larger, cost down, green, new function, etc
a) I for get to say this but we need
Variable(7)
b)
Variable(7) ??? what? why? no?
c) If you want to keep your job .....
Variable(7)
d) Ok
Variable(7) but I need more data.
e) No you don't. What don't you understand? Simply
Variable(7)
f) If
Variable(7) = true then jump to start.
g) No...No jump to start. Please jump to end.
This code runs every Monday morning and some time on Friday afternoon.
a) Why are you two weeks behind schedule. Why? Give me data.
b) That data is not relevant?
c) Is relevant. Why are you late?
d) Because you are in my office.
e) Why are you two weeks behind schedule. Why? Give me data.
f) Because
Variable(7)
g) No.
Variable(7)<>late
h) Yes.
Variable(7)==late
i) Why are you two weeks behind schedule. Why? Give me data.
j) Data==0, You do not deserve good data.
k) Give me the F*^% data
l) Late==(missing data) now go away.
m) This is not over.
n) See you Monday 9:00.