Funny chuck norris jokes

[Andrew Leigh]

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Chuck Norris does not do push ups, he pushes the world down.

Chuch Norris CAN divide by ZERO

 

[Willbe]

Chuck Norris does not do push ups

I know at one point he did 800 each day.

 

[Mikebits]

I know at one point he did 800 each day.

One thing is for sure. He can't sing
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