Funny Images Thread!

[JimB]

Are you the man in the picture Jim?

Just to give a bit more detail, in the bird picture I am about 15 years older that I am in my avatar picture, and I am now another 20 or so years older.

The conure liked to sit on my shoulder in the evenings when I was watching the TV.
There were two problems with that, a Patagonian Conure has a very loud shrieking call, and it was quite painful if it shrieked in my ear.
The second problem was that it seem to take great delight in evacuating its cloaca on me!

JimB

 

[JimB]

Ahhh, Jim lad, Ahhh ....

.. .. .. .. .. as Dick Deadeye once said ' .. .. .. I ain't much ta look at, an' me name's ag'in me, but I ain't all bad cap'n .. .. .. .. . ! '

OK, if I am Dick Deadeye, who are you, Sir Joseph Porter KCB ?

JimB

 

[Musicmanager]

Oh No, I'd never be compared with the wit & appeal of Sir Joseph .. .. .. ..

What Never ? NO, Never !

What NEVER ? Well .. .. Hardly Ever !

The second problem was that it seem to take great delight in evacuating its cloaca on me!

Luxembourg !

 

[JimB]

Luxembourg !

Luxembourg?
I was thinking more of Basingstoke.

JimB

(W. S. Gilbert seems to have highjacked the thread).

 

[Musicmanager]

(W. S. Gilbert seems to have highjacked the thread).

True, but in my mind is the funniest image this thread has seen in a while !

Basingstoke ?

Luxembourg !
Luxembourg s**t on your shoulder !

MM

 

[JimB]

Luxembourg !
Luxembourg s**t on your shoulder !

Sorry, but you have lost me completely.

Basingstoke ?

The "safe word" which was used to calm Mad Margret.

JimB

 

[Musicmanager]

The "safe word" which was used to calm Mad Margret.

Oh, yes sorry .. .. .. .. . I never did Ruddigore .. .. .. lyrics not in my head, along with a lot of other things

Luxembourg !
Luxembourg s**t on your shoulder !

If you say it quickly, you might hear something different !

S

 

[JimB]

If you say it quickly

OK, I just about get it, but it does need some spacing as well.

JimB

 

[Musicmanager]

<<<<< GIVES UP !

 

[DerStrom8]

Historical photo: Ozzy Osbourne teaching John Lennon to compose heavy metal (1968)

 

[gophert]

Ozzy looks more like the Grim Reaper coming to collect.

 

[KeepItSimpleStupid]

"I slit a sheet. A sheet I slit. Upon a slitted sheet I sit" Say it fast.

 

[ClydeCrashKop]

 

[tvtech]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[tvtech]

 

[gophert]

Funny Images Thread!

No image here as well.... Televised UK women's weightlifting competition commentary (80's or 90's, IIRC): "I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing"...

www.electro-tech-online.com

 

[ClydeCrashKop]

 

[tvtech]

The funny pictures thread doesn't work properly for all forums. Because some people on forums like this tend to take life way too seriously and never smile or forget technical stuff when visiting a thread like this.

Nothing is funny for them unless somehow it's a technically related "funny" they can relate to or understand. Sad reality.

That's all I have to say.

 

[gophert]