Funny Images Thread!

[augustinetez]

 

[augustinetez]

 

[augustinetez]

Yep, bored again (actually on the sick list)

 

[augustinetez]

 

[augustinetez]

 

[granddad]

I need a circuit diagram...

 

[augustinetez]

Wouldn't last 30 seconds in this house before becoming "disassembled"

 

[camerart]

 

[Nigel Goodwin]

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It's probably just been bolted on upside down

On the car park theme though, my daughter lives in the Netherlands and usually when she comes over brings her car on the ferry - but many UK car parks now use ANPR to clock you in and out, and while they will accept the Dutch number plates going in, they won't accept them coming back out, so you can't get out the car park You also can't press the button for help, as you're on the wrong side of the car

So, you get out the car, walk round and press the button - and eventually someone comes out to help - meanwhile there's a big queue of angry motorists behind you!.

 

[camerart]

It's probably just been bolted on upside down

On the car park theme though, my daughter lives in the Netherlands and usually when she comes over brings her car on the ferry - but many UK car parks now use ANPR to clock you in and out, and while they will accept the Dutch number plates going in, they won't accept them coming back out, so you can't get out the car park You also can't press the button for help, as you're on the wrong side of the car

So, you get out the car, walk round and press the button - and eventually someone comes out to help - meanwhile there's a big queue of angry motorists behind you!.

Hi N,
Don't talk to me about ANPR! I just bought a new car and was trying the cruise control on a bypass. A week later I got a speeding ticket I had gone from a 50 to a 40 without noticng. Anyway it was Toyota that was dring at the time, so I'll send the ticket to them
C

 

[ZipZapOuch]

You also can't press the button for help, as you're on the wrong side of the car

You mean, "as you're on the RIGHT side of the car", meaning the LEFT side.

 

[Nigel Goodwin]

You mean, "as you're on the RIGHT side of the car", meaning the LEFT side.

Not in a civilised country

 

[camerart]

You mean, "as you're on the RIGHT side of the car", meaning the LEFT side.

Hi Z,
Or she could reverse out
C

 

[ZipZapOuch]

Not in a civilised country

The last time I was in the UK, I had a chat with an American employee at a pub and I was so caught up in American thinking that, as I departed the pub, I took a quick glance to the left to check for traffic and, as I was entering the road I turned to check traffic in the far lane and I hear a skid, a horn, and a group of old women yell all at the same time. Stupid, stupid.

 

[Nigel Goodwin]

The last time I was in the UK, I had a chat with an American employee at a pub and I was so caught up in American thinking that, as I departed the pub, I took a quick glance to the left to check for traffic and, as I was entering the road I turned to check traffic in the far lane and I hear a skid, a horn, and a group of old women yell all at the same time. Stupid, stupid.

Very, very, very, easily done - and the exact reverse is true of course.

Congratulations you weren't squashed by something large.

 

[granddad]

#Define Wolf Politicians
#Define Sheep Taxes

 

[Pommie]

Are you sure that fabulous is the correct word. Maybe beautiful would fit better.

Mike.

 

[ZipZapOuch]

Are you sure that fabulous is the correct word. Maybe beautiful would fit better.

Mike.

The perfect relationship with sheep (sheeple?}