The virtual ground was a perfect solution using a DC wall wart adapter, and frankly your reasons for not using an AC wall wart adapter are flat out stupid. Every major electronics supplier offers them, and about 25% of the ones I've collected from old electronics are AC output and not DC. They are not hard to find, and they do not cost more. If you are making a product that needs + and - rails using an AC to AC adapter is just a no-brainer. Buy them in bulk and include with your product. Instead you are looking at SMPS stuff - do you even know about EMI compliance or what kind of a hassle you'll be getting into if you go that route?
Like I said, basic fail.