Funny Images Thread!

[ronsimpson]

CowBoyBob, How do I get that job?

 

[neptune]

wow ! I'm gonna make this my ringtone

 

[cowboybob]

CowBoyBob, How do I get that job?

Hey, Ron.

Retire...

 

[ronsimpson]

Retire...

What is the meaning of that word? I am on the work until I drop plan. Sunday morning and I am getting ready to go to work. Big tax bill at the end of the month.

 

[cowboybob]

ron, I apologize for being glib.

It is, at times, a tab too easy to make assumptions...

 

[ronsimpson]

I was just being funny. No needed to apologize.

 

[ClydeCrashKop]

"The morning after"

 

[DerStrom8]

 

[ronsimpson]

You have to push START to turn off your computer.
What do you push to land that air plane.

 

[ronsimpson]

----edited-----
There was a funny picture here. I will try to find it again.

 

[JimB]

I think that even Chesney Sullenberger would have a hard time landing that aircraft!

And Ron, your cyrillic is lost on me and maybe most others here on ETO.

JimB

 

[Willen]

**broken link removed**

hahaha sure it's a Chinese mind

 

[tvtech]

Oops...

 

[ronsimpson]

Sign in Scotland.

 

[tvtech]

^^^and I bet many fell for it too

 

[ronsimpson]

TV Tech, about the tractor.
I know its 4:30 on Friday but I really need it back by Monday 8:00. And can you change the oil.

 

[nsaspook]

**broken link removed**

Was somebody hungry for pizza while driving?
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/...volved-in-Ore-roll-over-crash--280203942.html

 

[tvtech]

TV Tech, about the tractor.
I know its 4:30 on Friday but I really need it back by Monday 8:00. And can you change the oil.

I can change the oil but there is a small problem because the tractor came apart......

 

[ronsimpson]

TV Tech, about the tractor.
NO NO I need it running by Monday morning.....because I am going to do something stupid with it.

I have never pulled a tractor in half. I have pulled the load in half.

 

[tvtech]

^^^Who told you the tractor was pulled in half??

I said quite clearly "the tractor came apart". And that is what happened.

I think that you purposefully loaned me this tractor of yours to me knowing that it will fall apart. And then I will be forced to fix it
You are sneaky.

This is the last time I borrow a tractor from a neighbor.

Next time I will hire one.

And that my friends is what happens here in SA. Accountability is an unknown word. Truthfulness too. Honesty...another unknown...
What happened...nobody saw or heard anything. Silence.

It's not their broken tractor...so they laugh and walk away...

And Ron's tractor that he loaned to a neighbor out of the goodness of his heart will be returned broken. Such is the Mentality here

South Africa all the way.

Sad but true.

Regards,
tvtech