Funny Images Thread!

I just flipped it in photoshop using the transform feature. It just occurred to me that AG probably does not view this thread and will probably never see it. Hmm
 
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are laughing send me your smile.

If you are crying send me your tears.

If you are eating send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are awake send me your thoughts.

If you are sleeping send me your dreams.

I love you!"

The husband, typically non romantic replied:

"I am on the toilet.

Please advise!"
 
The last rites
Some guys were sitting in a bar having a conversation.

One of them says,
"What do you want people to say about you at your funeral?"

They think about it for a while, and then one of them answers,
"I want them to say I was a good guy, and that I would be remembered as a very kind man."

The second guy nodded and said,
"Yeah, I want them to say that I didn't deserve to die, and that I had a lot of friends."

The third guy said,
"At my funeral, I want everyone say: "Look! He's moving!"
 
Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said,"Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said,"Do you have any rye bread?"

She said,"Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said,"I want five loaves."

She said,"My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied,"I can't believe everybody knows about this stuff but me."
 
Funny Images thread!
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Stock photography is a big field, and with it comes some nice photos, but also some serious stinkers.
Insinuating that women don't know how to solder perpetuates a gender divide that we should have overcome long ago.
 
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