Three men were hiking through a forest...
when they came upon a raging river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, give me the strength to cross the river.'
The first man managed to struggle through the boulders and breakers and after almost drowning made it to the other side.
After seeing the first man get across the river successfully, the second man also prayed:
'God, give me a canoe and the fortitude to get across the river'
God gave him a canoe and the strength in his arms to row across the rapids
The third man couldn't swim and was petrified of water. Seeing that God had helped the other two across the river, he also prayed.
'God, please give me the the intelligence to find a way to cross the river'
WOOSH! HE WAS IMMEDIATELY TURNED INTO A WOMAN!
She checked the map, walked a hundred yards upstream and crossed the river over the bridge
So, guys if you have a problem, listen to Mama: she usually knows!