Hi Nigel,
Check any microwave schematic and find the "Monitor Switch". You will find it in various positions, all of them allow it to be DIRECTLY across the line wires after the fuse. The job of the monitor switch is to blow the fuse if certain other safety devices (switches) are not properly functioning. It often is placed in the circuit where one or two thermal switches, and at minimum, the first interlock switch affect it. Should the thermals not be open, and the first interlock not be open, and the door is opened, the monitor switch will blow the fuse. I have seen several microwaves where either a monitor switch failed, or has been stuck closed by grease build up, and guess what? You open the door and the fuse blows. In one case, the grease just delayed the interlock opening, so everything was normal by the time the meter was employed to check switches. I too have repaired many microwaves, and I can assure you, trouble at the interlocks will blow the fuse. Some early models even could blow the fuse when the door was slammed and the oven was not operating, simply due to switch bounce! Back then, the switches were adjustable, and if the tolerances were too close, a good slam would take out the fuse. It really is not utter nonsense, YMMV.
I also agree with the other things you have said to try to help the OP, and I am not discounting your knowledge. Please do not discount mine.