Funny Images Thread!

[tvtech]

 

[throbscottle]

Had myself a merry little snigger.
Yep. Still sniggering....

 

[tvtech]

 

[ronsimpson]

You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. and have a merry Christmas.

 

[tvtech]

 

[tvtech]

That sounds exactly like the stuff I did when I was still married

Oh the memories.....she would have forced me to write the apology...just like this dude

 

[nsaspook]

https://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g7094

 

[nsaspook]

 

[tvtech]

 

[tvtech]

 

[tvtech]

And so on.

Regards,
tvtech

 

[fezder]

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[tvtech]

Happy Dog and wet owner

How's stuff otherwise Buddy?

Regards,
tvtech

 

[fezder]

pretty good actually, that new scope i bought is pretty handy (and hard to get used to....)
and also that p-touch -thingy, keepitsimplestupid's been great help lately! appreciate it a LOT!

 

[fezder]

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[nsaspook]

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That crash dummy needs to grow a pair.

 

[4pyros]

Maybe they were progaming there Christmas lights. I drove my family nuts for a few years listening to Christmas all year.

 

[KeepItSimpleStupid]

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

 

[nsaspook]

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[KeepItSimpleStupid]

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2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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